I’ve wanted to establish a Unicorn farm for some time. Some people set up Unicorn farms as petting zoos, some set them up to harness the magical powers of the Unicorns, and some do it just for the heck of it. I, however, fall in to the ‘Other’ 4.5% of Unicorn Farmers*.
It is my intention, as you may have gathered from the title of this website, to set up a Unicorn farm to harness the magical powers of Unicorns for sexual pleasure. My farm will be a place where one can satisfy all of their needs and more. During a visit to my farm you will not only be able to taste the rainbow but feel it coursing through your veins tickling you from the inside out.
Don’t be alarmed if you find a stray Celestial Stag or Lunar Hare lurking somewhere here as well. Although I’m a Unicorn Farmer I’m also a twenty first century boy with an open mind!
And don’t forget, your first ride is free!
– Farmer McPhallus
* Marquis, J.S. Raising Unicorns Adams Media, USA 2011 p7
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I’ve wanted to establish a Unicorn farm for some time. Some people set up Unicorn farms as petting zoos, some set them up to harness the magical powers of the Unicorns, and some do it just for the heck of it. I, however, fall in to the ‘Other’ 4.5% of Unicorn Farmers*.
It is my intention, as you may have gathered from the title of this website, to set up a Unicorn farm to harness the magical powers of Unicorns for sexual pleasure. My farm will be a place where one can satisfy all of their needs and more. During a visit to my farm you will not only be able to taste the rainbow but feel it coursing through your veins tickling you from the inside out.
Don’t be alarmed if you find a stray Celestial Stag or Lunar Hare lurking somewhere here as well. Although I’m a Unicorn Farmer I’m also a twenty first century boy with an open mind!
And don’t forget, your first ride is free!
– Farmer McPhallus
* Marquis, J.S. Raising Unicorns Adams Media, USA 2011 p7